I am 128% mentally ill.

[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you."
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have run into a tree/bush.
[X] You have been called a blonde.
[X] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (Who doesn't?)
[X] You just sang them to make sure.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.
[X] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[X] You type with three fingers or less. (Every now and again... like now)
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (Microwave , my parents room....)
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.  
[X] You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. (My Family every now and again)
[X] You are often told to use your "inside voice."
[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
[X] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[X] You break a lot of things. (Dose my leg count? and yes my door  and the other door...)
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[X] The word "um" is used frequently.
[X] You don't know what "um" means. (It has a meaning?)
[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[X] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Now, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am x% mentally ill.